Here, you'll find the most intricate, the most complex, the most utterly bewildering crochet patterns in the multiverse.
Warning: do not attempt to create these patterns unless you're prepared for the most epic of failures.
Extreme Crochetting is not for the faint of heart. Or the skilled. Or the sane.
Join the ranks of the most elite, most feared, most legendary crochetters in the land.
Remember, Extreme Crochetting is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.